*chirping crickets* 

SILENCE I KEEL YOU!!!

*falls over laughing* 

Achmed's newest name is now acheww' 

Watch it Joe, Achmed will keel you..... 

Rudy^ well see Achmed was once long ago [when still alive] a servant named 'acheww' . His brother was the tiny guy on 'Fantasy Island'. 

Achmed's newest name is now acheww'


bahahahahaha...now THAT was funny!!! 

UG's future???? I say we turn this joint into a 1 (900) service. We can make lots of money and use it for booze! Who's with me? We need males and females to answer phones!

Please feel free to sign up here in the UG.

Training for phone service will be simple, no education needed!! 

Training for phone service will be simple, no education needed!!

NO EDUCATION....now that should cover about 99.9% of the UG folks.... 

NO EDUCATION....now that should cover about 99.9% of the UG folks....

Soooo, you think you are part of the 1%?????? 

Soooo, you think you are part of the 1%??????

haha 

you guys have been too easy on the newbies... softening up a lil bit? my introduction was so brutal.... ... is it because I am loved that much more?


it's becoming boring, because you guys are getting soft 

I am turning back into my soft gellitanous form which is why I am soft --that was my true form when I crash-landed on earth from several light years away! I thought jelly-fish were my long lost brothers here! 

..he borrows Achmed's head for a door-stop ! Thinks about using his ribcage for a birdie home ! Later will put glasses on his face too.. 

..Achmed is dang quiet tonight ! lol ..I think he musteth be rotting now. 

Maybe the UG needs a GIANT banner on the fence outside the base to spread the word 

ahahahahahaha