if you are just old and wrinkled and whitish or slow you be my friend [joking = anyone join in] 

I'm whitish...does that count? O_o 

Sorry Joe, Im not old or wrinkled, and Im a lighter shade of brown... 

Define old. 

I'm whitish...does that count? O_o
yes lizi that counts ..lol 

Define old
defining it as wrinkled and drooping skin with freckles from the sun and bony and sagging lips and etc ..joking 

Lips sagging!!!! OMG...great...I hadn't even noticed that yet.... 

Sorry Joe, Im not old or wrinkled, and Im a lighter shade of brown...
so you might be a 'milk chocolate' then.. ? 

defining it as wrinkled and drooping skin with freckles from the sun and bony and sagging lips

Ahhhhhhhhhh, thats scary! 

Lips sagging!!!! OMG...great...I hadn't even noticed that yet....
well it also is coupled with ear lobes sagging to the shoulders .. too [joking ya know..] 

other then how celeb-like Kel is , IWHR looks like a Angelina Jolie kind.. 

Let's not talk earlobes...the earlobes already don't look like they used too...pffftt!!!! 

the earlobes already don't look like they used too

Uh oh... 

IWHR looks like a Angelina Jolie kind..

Clearly from her glamorous profile pic lol!!! 

the earlobes already don't look like they used too

Uh oh...

Yeah...uh huh...and that's from only ONE piercing....big wrinkle!!! 

Clearly from her glamorous profile pic lol!!!

Hey hey, now. That was last year, I lost a few pounds and got a spray tan. 

lol!