say anything you like randomly except vulgar stuff ! If it might come de head lol 

I cant believe it's summer! Its so cold. 

I am me 

I dislike most people 

Pinky ponys politely preach poetry to the people. 

One eyed one horn flying purple people eater! 

Say whattttttttt????? 

Mmmmhmm! 

Curse you tiny toilet...... 

pokerdotted pathetic paranoid pathological polemic parking people predict prosperous puns ..lol 

the bird is the word

and.....I have family guy stuck in my head. DANGIT! 

Lmfao^^^^^ 

My very educated mother just showed us nine planets!

Was anyone else taught that saying in elementary school to remember each planet and its proximity to the sun? 

Was anyone else taught that saying in elementary school to remember each planet and its proximity to the sun?

ME!! 

Momma always said life is like a box o' chocolates. 

my balls are sweaty 

I'm just starting to wake up, almost 3 hrs after waking up WTF. 

i think I'm gettiing laryngitis againnnn :( 

trees trail trained tactical talking twosome timed triumphant tricky trashtruck men.. 

perfect pottery pinpoints popular pinewood pennies .. 

What's with the alliterations? Did I miss something? LOL....Oh, randomeness!! :) 

If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 

^ yeah love that one 

If you don't want to be disappointed then don't have any expectations of others. 

Something I learned in 6th grade:

Don't drink Big Red while wearing white pants. 

^ i learned to just never wear white pants period.
LOL

**i see said the blind man to his deaf son** 

One time at band camp I ate a cheeseburger 

I wasn't in band...but, my sister was and everyone thought she was an angel and I was evil cuz I skipped class occasionally. I walked into some of her "band" parties. That whole "band geek" thing is a facade! A facade, I say! They were worse than the cholos! LOL