I wonder what happened to Celina... 

maybe shes in mexico.. lol no pun intended. lmao jk it was 

They found her body....just scary...she was at home...then just gone....horibble. 

That's awful. Its a couple hours from where I am. 

she was at home...then just gone.

I read about this over the weekend....seems like there is more to the story than is being given out so far. 

Platypus,
That wasn't an example of a pun. I'm sure that may have been your intention, but it was an unsuccessful attempt.

Good examples:
I meant to look for my lost watch, but I can never seem to find the time.

A sign on the lawn of a rehab center read, "Keep off the grass."

Those are puns. 

Never mind - got it lol. 

okay heres one..

Fat woman like urself selling diet pills.. 

A sign on the lawn of a rehab center read, "Keep off the grass."

THAT is funny. 

Judy

LOL